Thank you all so much for coming to work on time today. Now we can finish compilation of the US lay off list.
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Is everything OK over there? I here you having a little problem?
No problems Ahmed, goats and sheep are always welcome. Extra straw bedding available behind reception desk if required, however the goats and sheep will have to make do with the carpet on the floor.
I need to bring my goat to office tomorrow, but very worried it is not safe during the Hijri New Year 1437 festival. I scared it will be sacrificed and I want to keep in my office cubicle. Is this possible?
On the occasion of the Hijri New Year 1437, Baker Hughes Offices in Dubai will be closed on Thursday, October 15th for our Islamic staff. Christian Infidels are expected to work normal hours, and of course twice as hard to cover for our absent Muslim workers (No change then!).