I could really go for a Diet Severance Package right now.
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When I was cleaning the executives offices tonight I done hurd Cappelli whistling the theme to "Deep Throat" and practicing a high pitch voice. Hmmm?
The first meat post really drove home the point I feel...lol
@877--Well, you're an astute one, Cap'n Obvious. I see your UOP degree has left you with critical-thinking skills. Duhhhh.
I don't think this is really Gregg C. Nice try
Oh, tell my assistant your here for the "balogna" special. She'll give you a tube of lube to lesson the pain from the tearing. I do look forward to "meating" all of you.
No treat but my monster meat. All employees please look for an email invitation to my office for your "package".
No treat cart. Nobody loves us anymore. No mo oreos for you
I could go for some candy porn.....I mean candy corn right about now!!
Right here, honey. Becuz I HAVE the MEATS. Bend over.