Thread regarding Schlumberger Ltd. layoffs

Seasons Greeting from HR!

Hi Guys, just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas before we walk you out the door this week. If we don't see you back next year, Happy New Year as well.

If you get laid off before the holidays, we will pay you for those vacation days we'd otherwise force you to use. Little Timmy will certainly be expecting that shiny red toy fire truck, so just think of it as a gift from Paal.

If we don't lay you off until after the break, we are sorry that we can't refund those forced vacation days to you. However, I know you will be spending this time happily gathering around the fireplace singing joyful songs with your family.

Happy Holidays to all!

SLB HR

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How can you even consider the above post to be published by professionals HR from SLB?? Stupid!

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Post ID: @1wzb+EPnr3jn

Go F*** yourself HR

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Post ID: @jub+EPnr3jn

We are the real HR here to support employees and ex-employees.

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Post ID: @hwq+EPnr3jn

Wow you fukers are dumb as nails. No HR would give a shit enough to post something like this. It cannot be more obvious that OP's comment was an attempt at humor and sarcasm. It's no wonder you got laid off. I guess it doesnt surprise me you socially awkward engineers wouldn't be able to see through this. Develop some people skills ffs... God.

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Post ID: @pek+EPnr3jn

It's sarcasm guys, don't take everything so literally.

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Post ID: @mnh+EPnr3jn

Do they really need to rub in the salt in our wounds like this? Its totally uncalled for and a bit more empathy from the HR department would go along way to helping us out.

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Post ID: @nqs+EPnr3jn

HAHAHAHAH!!!! Savage

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Post ID: @eem+EPnr3jn

Its the season to be jolly....Merry Christmas!

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Post ID: @frz+EPnr3jn

yeah you can stick your greetings right up your blue ass HR

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Post ID: @nbp+EPnr3jn

Suck my **** HR

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