Thread regarding Schlumberger Ltd. layoffs

SRC folks, Rise and shine y'all. Today's the big reveal! Are all y'all ready? This will be the best Christmas ever!

Don't forget that there will be DOOR prizes for some employees today. Because you will have to carry your prize home in a few brown boxes, we encourage all our potential luck winners to not ride their motorcycle. Gotta keep yo hands on the handle bars. If you do plan to ride your motorcycle, be sure to take your helmet, one with a flashing yellow light is preferred for safety.

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Good wishes sent your way, guys.

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Post ID: @myi+ERidt6D

I got my one yesterday! So happy to escape Paals transformation into hell

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Post ID: @nxf+ERidt6D

We hope you slept well. It's going to be a fun day as HR slowly moves from building to building delivering Paal's presents! Let the excitement build slowly as the move from the shape charge facility to your comfy cube in completions. You manager already knows by now who is getting presents, so if he is having trouble making eye contact with you it likely means you are getting a goody! We know getting work done today will be hard with all this joy in the air, so we suggest you spend your time filling out those last minute RIRs — it might make a difference! (kidding) Happy Holidays!

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Post ID: @txl+ERidt6D

Today is going to be a truly wonderful day!

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Post ID: @vff+ERidt6D

Look for school buses on arrival. Last big layoff had a few in the parking lots upon arrival.

good to all - enjoy your last cheap breakfast and nap chairs this morning

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