My daily schedule at qualcomm consists of standing in front of machines press buttons here press buttons there. Break something there break something here. I came from a company that no longer exists. It is gone because of the dumb ass idiots that work there, including me. I used to work as an assembler and i would have to say that im doing pretty good now that i work as an "engineer" . I pull words out of my ass here and there to make myself pretend i am of intelligence. I gave a fake degree to my manager that i got from my country. I usually miss mondays or days after vacation because i get drunk off my ass drinking the red horse. I sit in front of the machines all day to make my subordinates think that im working on new ways to perform our process. But im mostly just an idiot. I dont know how much longer i can pretend. I think they are onto me. Other engineers are beginning to complain and discover that im not an actual engineer. My boss always covers me. I have never contributed to anything but wasting company money. Half of the machines in my lab have been blown up by me as i have tried to fix them myself. I am afraid to tell anyone i dont know shit. But my boss always defends me and my group. Until then i will hide in my mini cubicle and sit down while i email excuses to my organization about why i cannot do things in my lab. Being in Operations, me and my boss are able to hide like the cowards and liars we are. I think i will be staying for overtime today and email lame bullshit excuses to my organization while i hide in my mini cubicle. Thank you qualcomm!!!
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This guy is the second in command at W, his boss is the one everybody named: " The stupid"
Post the names and the admin will nuke the thread. Posting names is not bravery --- we're anonymous --- it's stupidity.
Be brave and post the names of the directors who are bad. Let the world know how to avoid ever working for him/her
My Sr.Dir in the HW group is the biggest suck up I know. Always creating fake improvements to get credit. The sad thing is I help him accomplish them knowing what he does.
Cool story bro.
OP: Request a promotion to manager. It's essentially paper-pushing anyhow. No technical knowledge involved if my former manager was any indication.
The guy who always has his back turned to people. Kind of like the student who always hides from the teacher because he doesnt want to be picked to answer a question. Obviously not a characteristic of a true engineer. Still a warehouse worker. Cant even look at you in the eyes because everything coming out of his mouth is lies!!! Come into the out coward!!!