Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Im out off here...laid off...good luck Conoco with those clogged investments... it we will be few decades before they breakeven...

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Post ID: @OP+EhuP3a8

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Licking balls sound bad. No thanks

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Post ID: @1OL4+EhuP3a8

@ the stapler response: LOL

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Post ID: @10r0+EhuP3a8

What's with all the ball licking talk? Amateurs... You never focus on the patotoes and ignore the steak. Did you guys forget that you have two hands to work with as well?

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Post ID: @168V+EhuP3a8

Anonymous191562: When I was there...we only had 1 stapler that was shared among 20 of us... maybe now 15 of them are sharing that stapler...if you are interested i can talk with them to include you in that special team.... but keep it with yourself as I am sure they would not like to increase the stapler sharing group strength by much

P.S.: Dont forget to lick balls of your supervisor/manager at Conoco... that is the only way to success at this company....

P.S.2: To get "1" performance rating in your 2015 review you may want to polish the balls after licking them...

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Post ID: @16dA+EhuP3a8

Can you please tell me where your vacated cubical is? I have been looking all over for a stapler and a nice slightly used Sharpe... Stationary is in short supply these days. Thanks in advance.

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Post ID: @18lX+EhuP3a8

Bye

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Post ID: @D9m+EhuP3a8

oil sands....on Oct 6

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Post ID: @nm7+EhuP3a8

When did you get laid off...?

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