Thread regarding Noble Energy Inc. layoffs

Post-Layoff Support Groups forming in Canonsburg

Due to the huge numbers of folks expected at next Wednesday's inaugural meeting of Whiners, A**holes, Antagonists and Haters (WAAAH), the initial meeting has been moved from the Iceplex to Consol Energy Center, Alternatively, not to be confused with WAAAH, WA (Wussies Anonymous) will hold its first session immediately afterwards. Please bring your own mirrors and crying towels (recycled "Terrible Towels" are acceptable/appropriate). Medical staff will be on hand to individually assess what procedures may be necessary to those of you who will be dealing and who are already experiencing 'Premature Evacuation; such treatments will allow you to grow a pair in future stages of your careers in the Real World. (NOTE: if you are planning on moving back home with your family post-layoff, please have your parents provide a signed excuse).

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