Post your favorite boldfaced lie from our beloved CEO, Sean Connoly.
1). " The Heinz Kraft strategy to improve profits is not sustainable. We are not going to do that. ".
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How about that " Integrity" campaign?
So before Sean and his gang showed up all ConAgrans were dishonest, corrupt, crooked, and lying scum?
So nice you thought so highly of us all Sean.
We are moving to Chicago so we can attract the best talent.
That basically said to everyone that as a group the current employees were useless.
Tell us how you really feel Sean.
NO decision has been made regarding a move to Chicago.
Only to announce it the next day via a 5:30 AM email to the employees.
Everyone here in Omaha found out The move and layoffs on the morning TV news.
So sensitive Sean. So careing.
What a load of decomposing fecal material from a masculine bovine.
Or,
Sales is the most important department in the company.
Then, months later, 80% of the sales department is let go. Clearly, not important at all to him.
After "agonizing review".
It looks more like a quick decision to cut 50% of the staff I don't care how you do it.
1. We will treat those losing their jobs with respect
2. We will be fully transparent
How about:
We were offered no tax incentives to make the move to Chicago.