Laid off today after 12 years as a process engineer....immediately went to the closest bar and got into a fist fight while hammered drunk. Told my wife what happened and she left for the night to sleep at her sisters.... She wanted nothing to do with me obviously. Anyhow, chatted up this younger gal and low and behold, she and I got to it a few hours later. Worst day of my life except for the ending. Got laid off but ended up getting paid so it kinda balances out. See y'all later. I'm taking a few months off before hitting the job search.
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Haters gonna hate. Good luck in your endeavors!
when you do a trany, its still screwing a dude.
HI dude, good job! Did she give you a blow jo*?
You must be a proud young man. Your wife must just be so overly thrilled with catch she's made.
Pretty bad drunk story. 0/10 for believability. 2/10 for overall story, would not read again.
I see you got laid off from more than one company in the same day with the same story. Better take up fiction writing as your next gig, although you need lots of practice to make it in ral life.
And when your wife rightfully fires your a$$ in divorce court, you won't have anything or anyone to take a break with.