Aldine is closing
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Heard there would be a Layoff on Monday. Anyone else heard this?
Give an 8-ball to Logan & he'll test all the Drildos & love it. Back door or front door he doesn't care, both at the same time.
He needs a good Fracking.
Let's use the first Drildo on the Programmer.
Now this could get good, If we are NICE we might get some mini mud pump work from Houston ( 529 ). I could see that going with the DRILDO XTREME as a package deal. As well I noticed on Layoff.com that the rubber plant is also having layoffs, If we’re lucky we could get the condom work too. I wonder if SHP could come up with a PLC to make it all work together?
Now introducing the NATIONAL OILWELL VARCO WONDER DRILDO XTREME™ now in black. This powerful all-in-one performance WONDER DRILDO EXTREME™ now includes FOUR different vibration settings with customized names to appease to the local populace! Settings include: "Stock Market Crash", "Oil Bust", "Incompetent Management" and finally "F---ers Just Laid Me Off!". This WONDER DRILDO EXTREME™ does come with some warnings however. This WONDER DRILDO EXTREME™ might not be welded properly or designed to the latest code because the engineers we have on board are unfortunately straight from college with no experience and all they remember from school was beer pong. WARNING: USE OF OUR WONDER DRILDO EXTREME™ (Now in black) PRODUCT MAY RESULT IN THE DEATH OF MANY RUSSIAN COMRADES.
I called the physic hotline & it's a done deal! Everyone laid off & I win the lottery. I'll let you come to my mansions,NOT. Scumbags not allowed!
Put my ex wife down as a tester, super jumbo. Do they make vibrating Drildos for her new husband.
There are a few willing drildo testers in the brick. No doubt N.O.V. Drildos will be the best in the world. Drill deeper , drill longer& leave the hole completely fracked,
GOOD NEWS !!This weeks layoff has been adverted NEW PRODUCTS FOR PAMPA TX, NOV has purchased American DRILDO Products and will be moving their manufacturing to NOVs Pampa Tx manufacturing plant in June of 2016. A full line if DRILDOS will be manufactured in Pampa from small to jumbo in both slow and fast speeds, small to large for both shallow and deep holes. This operation will include manufacturing, QC and Full Function testing on willing supervisory staff " DRILL BABY DRILL "
This Friday or next Friday? Holy crap, that's a real reliable source you have there man!
Sacker at United told me and he is usually right.
I was told May 2nd! At Alsup's!
You here it at Walmart?
Texas
Where is pampa
No work, no job, simple as that!