40 hours?
You lucky bastards!
We're down to 4-day weeks, no overtime. Choose between 29.5hrs and 32hrs. Just cut 35% of our staff today as well, so we're the fortunate remaining ones.
We're tightening belts, selling stuff, eating bare spaghetti, collecting free firewood, turning down the heating, taking up Tai Chi, enrolling on non-oil-related courses, walking the dogs further, spending more time at our mistresses, training to run marathons, painting sunsets, starting up bands, cutting our own hair, building Arks and generally enjoying the enforced shift in our work/life balance.
No whining and crying going on here: we're fortunate to have jobs & housing - at least we're not starving refugees fleeing bombed homes and blood-thirsty gangs.
Get a bit of perspective!