I'm sick of reading the Union vs EWA bull crap. Where's the Guy who posted the Pole and Cubicle monkey stuff? We need some more of his humor today. I still laugh over those posts
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@gmz funny you mention how the union boys knocked up EWA wives. I'm here to tell you that I met MANY of the union boys before and after picket duty as they would "swing by" and let me (a guy) swallow their unionjizz. I don't think you want to act like you all were out there knocking boots with ladies when I can post names, emails and cell numbers of at least 15 union boys who enjoyed my company many many many many times during the strike.
One of the biggest reasons that the company caved is because they realized their EWA'ers did not have opposing thumbs. This made it very difficult for them to grasp tools and operate equipment. Hence the backlog that requires the evolutionary superior union workers to be on 6X12s.
So until the new union-bred offspring from the EWA wives reaching working age, the current generation of Verizon management will no longer be allowed to perform EWA duties. It is hoped the next generation will have thumbs and will not drool as much as the recent crew.
On a positive note… Union employees who are sick of working for Verizon may qualify for a promotion. If you think you may have the skills, please feel free to mail your resume to the Cincinnati Zoo.
This is so sad, but I'm sorry to inform you that monkey guy has died.
He apparently was shot dead while attacking a scab at the Cincinnati Zoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdisic-mGk