Thread regarding Whole Foods Market Inc. layoffs

Cialis won't help

"We got our mojo back" means that after spending a billion dollars (the lion's share went to buy stock) and saying ridiculous things like "The mojo is back!" we are getting a whole bunch of new suckers to buy shares so we can sell the new options off and start the cycle all over again. Hey let's start a new chain: "Frontin', Bullsh%%tin' and Freeloadin' 365"

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode about "shrinkage" LOL

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Post ID: @2luu+HNRxrBO

It probably won't get anywhere near $40...the whole thing is driven by hype and "short-covering"... It's a trading phenomenon...there have been other upticks but the trend is still down down down. As you said, borrowing a billion dollars is fun until you have to pay it back. Those stock options they are handing to the RPs and other stuffed shirts will all be exercised and cashed out, and the additional shares will have to be mopped up somehow again. Time to borrow another billion. A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you're talking about real money. I think it's time for an accounting investigation actually.

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Post ID: @2mhr+HNRxrBO

No, Cialis won't help. Watch as soon as the stock price goes up......IF it goes up to $40, they will sell off all the options and cash out. If Global WF leadership was truly concerned about preserving the future of the company, why would they take on 1 Billion in DEBT just to juice the stock price? That does nothing to "satisfy and delight customers", and contributes nothing to "team member happiness", which is an oxymoron at this point anyway, nor does it support the viability of the business itself. It's a short term cosmetic fix which will only benefit shareholders and WFM leadership who have options. They will sell at the first noticeable increase in stock price and then what will the company have to show for that 1Billion that they owe?

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