Thread regarding Follett layoffs

Wooden Ship

First Mate - Captain we have found water in the bottom of our wooden boat.

Captain - Drill a hole to drain the water.

First Mate - But captain we are are sea.

Captain - Trust me, it will work, I have done this before.

First Mate - Captain, captain...we are Tainan on more water.

Captain - Drill more holes...the water will drain out. Trust me...I have done this before.

First Mate - Captain the water is to our knees.

Captain - That's ok, we have brought people aboard to bucket the water off. Keep drilling and start to bucket.

First Mate - Captain...the water is getting deeper.

Man sitting on his hands doing nothing - Too much weight...throw the people bucketing overboard and throw out some life lines to teather two smaller ships around us

Captain - What a genius...you are our new First Mate. Throw the people overboard and keep drilling. Keep drilling...trust me the water will drain out...I have done this before.

New Frist Mate - It is working... less weight and the smaller ships...that's why you are captain.

Four weeks later.

New First Mate - Captain, the water is deeper than ever before. We are even starting to pull the smaller ships down with us.

Captain - Must still have too much weight...throw the rest of the people bucketing overboard and start patching the holes.

Narrator - I think you get the drift. Too little, too late.

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Yep. Sounds about right!

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