Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Houston office updates

So it's better than another round of job cuts but has anyone else noticed that they:

  • have reduced bathroom cleaning frequency (and it's disgusting by the EOD)

  • have reduced trash collection frequency (also disgusting)

  • have reduced coffee service (which means they run out of cups but no worries since they are about to switch to Folgers)

  • are removing plants from floors

  • are slow to replace print toner (so you get your steps in running around looking for a working printer)

Like I said... Better than another round of layoffs but not a pleasant workplace.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @OP+JKH0TE1
Comment! It's anonymous!

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ayoc, after eating all that the night before, be careful when you fart in the office. That warm wet feeling in your underwear will be your purge.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @aprh+JKH0TE1

When I have a weekend

like this one with lots of beans and onions and boiled eggs with cabbage and jalapeños topped off with a six pack of PBR, you better watch out around 8:00 am tomorrow. I guarantee I'll have a couple folks gagging and retching after I purge myself in Hou 1500. I just laugh at them and fart on my way out.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @ayoc+JKH0TE1

The USA won't exist in a couple of years. It will collapse from inside. No need in nukes, terrorists, wars, etc. There is nothing inside and in the foundation. Only rotten decaying organs. Soon thousands of American soldiers from all us bases will come back to the USA, since won't be any money to keep them around the globe. These guys will come and they are not going to work and they don't have any skills beside killing. That will be final solution !!!

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @9cda+JKH0TE1

On one of the floors in 1400 the satellite feed for the tv broke and CBRES apparently won't repair it so someone hooked up a digital antenna. I wonder if anyone emailed JW about that cost savings?

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @6xuc+JKH0TE1

I take big dumps all over HOU150 after feasting on breakfast tacos. I go to different floors all the time, leaving my smelly calling card, then tossing in the entire roll of toilet paper before walking out without flushing.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @5dbj+JKH0TE1

I just dumped a big one in 1500 Louisiana, fifth floor.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @4myz+JKH0TE1

Get back to work, Akmed (aka -4hqf). I suggest you take some English as a Second Language (ESL) classes too.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @4rbs+JKH0TE1

Ya. I was on one of the floors mens room. There were no a-- gaskets for toilet also were very little cup in the cafe.. MADNESS, MADNESS!!!!

by 1st world problem
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Post ID: @4hqf+JKH0TE1

Baah - Hulk smash puny Chevroids!

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @3yyy+JKH0TE1

Ok then we will keep doing what we have been doing. And more.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @3xja+JKH0TE1

Some one is taking a dump on the floor.....if you want dirty i guess he or she will give it to you.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @2tjk+JKH0TE1

I bring my own toilet paper to work. I hate the 200 grit wood pulp paper they put in the bathrooms.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @2azs+JKH0TE1

Folders - the best part of waking up is the Folgers in our cups! Enjoy.

by Coffee Lover
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Post ID: @2wzw+JKH0TE1

Hey 1xcu, a little levity now and then is better than doom and gloom all the time. Could that be one of the reasons you no longer work st Chevron?

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1zjw+JKH0TE1

Seriously...You're lucky to have an f'ing job...and this is what you complain about?

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1xcu+JKH0TE1

-uzk, You are a "survivalist" for sure. Which printer paper works best, the regular 20 lb, 92 brightness or the paper with 30% recycled material in it?

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @lxw+JKH0TE1

The big expense, CBRES middle managers and duplicate HES and IT specials are still here, pulling down mid six figure salaries.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @tor+JKH0TE1

I have been using the printer paper for TP, just crush it up a few times and it works fine!

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @uzk+JKH0TE1

The observations made by the OP are the results of expense cutbacks in building maintenance and external contractor services. It's inevitable to see these things happening. Once things level out and management starts to feel the pinch of their knee-jerk decisions, you'll see these conveniences return to normal. For now, bring a ceramic mug and you favorite blend of coffee to work. It won't hurt to bring a roll of your favorite toilet paper too. Enter at least 8 profiles in your printer queue and wait for oil prices to hit a steady $60 or more. Drastic times call for drastic measures.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @kmv+JKH0TE1

No Chevron, you didn't have to stoop so low...

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @ajq+JKH0TE1

Only the filth is still there, OP. The garbage, filth and slime.

by Anonymous
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