Bin here for about 6 months and have never seen more s--- ups at any job I've ever had. Mostly of the over makeup type but plenty of smithers as well. Maybe somebody could come up with a little training pamphlet so I could learn this way to the top. Please
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In Waco just put Bell helicopters on your resume, and you can get any Quality position . SOF, CSI, fixed wing experience not required. Oh had 10 jobs in aircraft industry in last 8 years. Oh yes you have a lot of background your our kind of person.
Pathway to success at L-3 (for women): 4 days / week on the StairMaster, LuluLemon fast casual pants, an insatiable ability to flirt with very ugly overweight men, an engineering degree from State University.
Pathway to success at L-3 (for men): an uncanny ability to downplay your manhood, pride & self-confidence, a strong desire to surf the internet all day, a degree (any degree!) from University of Phoenix, a righteous ability to squeeze four paragraphs (in the most monotone voice) into a prayer about Jesus, blessings, and patriarchy.
I can always use another Smithers. It helps to keep my first Smithers nervous and anxious. This does not help his productivity, but I feel I have more power and control that way.
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Wear lots of makeup and s---. That's all the training you need.