Surely one of you has the intel. Let's hear it, are we getting Merit raises this year?
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These morons are responsible for the mess we have in kirkhill.
Hey Mc1SQC4-1akn, Who hired these morons? Crackernuts and his cronies, Art the Fart, M. c--t Law and the rest of the IDIOTS!!!!!!
Kirkhill mngrs need to stop being so lazy and get off their backsides and start looking for work. Who hired these morons?
Kick the kirkhill managers backsides out on the street useless slackers.
4.5 percent.....chuffed.
Aye oor wayes ur the reet wayes
Dear 1put, looks like you worked so long in the third world you've gone native. We do things right first time with shiny new stuff because its the right shiny new stuff. LOL! You want us to rip it out and replace it with the rusty crap you use? PMSL! And you need to floss your teeth.
Dear -1sao,
With reference to the "North Sea Idiots" retort I fear you've misunderstood the quote. I believe the phrase you are looking for is not the jewel in the crown but the sweetcorn in the turd.
The original comment wasn't wide if the mark. I've worked Middle East and Africa along with other areas. Some of the more remote locations force you to learn how to fix, or keep running, some pretty sketchy equipment. Working N Sea means you're a phone call & chopper ride (or supply boat) away from getting brand new gear out. Simple. You dont dig into the guts if it because you don't have to.
Time for baker offshore to be given zero hr contracts. Everything being squeezed.
If we are high cost north sea idiots why does everybody refer to us as the jewel in the crown? Huh? Answer that! Talk about biting the hand that feels you.
Oil below $50, shale production set to be highest since 1970's. Only merit anyone us getting is " due to the downturn in the industry you position is no longer required" . Especially the high cost north sea idiots who could get a job done unless all the equipment was shiny new and there was step by step baby instructions written by oil compnynfor them.
Remember if your going to go for an interview tell them your on the bakerhughes pip plan that's how good you are
Head hunters? No one is going to head hunt anyone from bakerhughes your all f---ing useless think you better take your head out your a--.
Who the numpty who lost all work in kirkhill?
I guarantee you there will be merit raises. If not prepare for employees to leave and go to competitors. Since the market is in the upturn, prepare for the competitor to offer more money. Happened after the downturn in 2008. I have already received calls from "head hunters" trying to get me away from Baker. They promise they will beat the Baker pay.
That explains how come ah kin ne'er win at pong
Jimmy says the CIA have probably been hacked into our Atari's all the time and knows our ways
Is that 9% across the bush?
Aye
BoD expecting 9%
Yer getting Bugger all