Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Key Learnings for keeping your miserable job.

Please share your wisdom. How do you keep from getting canned at COP?

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You are all on the right track to win a spirit award. You should see some of the clowns that gone on one in OSBU

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Post ID: @ykv+Mk3MT6w

Still haven't figured out this is the beginning of the end of the Oil era huh?

Do a bit of research on the REAL renewable technologies that already exist. Not the plug in cars, that was all for show. Renewable technology is here and now, and is the reason the oil crash is happening.

There will be no recovery this time. It will be a slow bleed, as it has been already. All the tricks in the book won't save your jobs. Change has come and as usual, caught 99.5% of people by surprise, even though it has been in the news for decades.

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Post ID: @tmg+Mk3MT6w

Be disagreeable. It makes you seem important, as if you add value with a different opinion. Add incompetence and you'll get promoted, possibly into management, and they never get the boot!

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Post ID: @eak+Mk3MT6w

Schedule several meetings daily. Look really busy.

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Post ID: @jar+Mk3MT6w

Don't get old.

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Post ID: @iqm+Mk3MT6w

I send at least 20 emails a day and strategically time few of them after 5.00 pm or later.

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Post ID: @czs+Mk3MT6w

Always, always nod your head yes, continuously, whenever your boss is yacking.

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