As long as we are doing tribute songs to sears I might as well add one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3ZwiF88RkE
Definately NOT "the softer side" of seared [sic}. Obviously I am auto. I have three bikes in my garage, two of which are Harleys. We get a lot of customers...er, members, who come in with their Harley retail shirts, hat's and jackets and talk all tough and big.
If you are so awesome then why don't you fix your wife's car yourself? They don't know who they are talking to. Just some dumb Sears employee they think we are. You want ask, have every ridden a motorcycle in your life?
People get bossy and issue time constraints. Take it somewhere else if you have an appointment in fifteen minutes. The add-ons are the worst for appointments. "I am here for an oil change, BUT I WOULD ALSO like to have my brakes checked and alignment and I have an engine light on and my TPMS light is on". No you aren't.
"How long will it take?". It takes as long as needs to take is how long. No one maintains their vehicles. They run it to junk and then think you can fix it in 15 minutes. And then they get mad.
My shop was poached for my techs yesterday. People are always trying to hire my techs but have never come into the backshop and handing out business cards.
I know that some of you wonder about me. It real, knucklehead express tech split his head open on a receiver hitch. Blood running down his face. Customers complaining about the wait time. Can't you see I have I man down? Forget your EFFING car. "But I need it RIGHT NOW!". I have a man down on the floor bleeding right in front of them and they don't care.
I am sure I am going to written up for being curt, but not rude or profane. I don't care. I have a couple of Harleys and spring is almost here.
Life is too short for people like that. I am sure am glad to know that while a motorcycle that there are whole bunch of people driving 3000 lbs cars around with bald tires and no brakes. Just great.