Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

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The Bloods wear red and sport guns and tear drop tattoos.

The Crips wear blue and sport bandanas and shot guns.

Our scariest gang are The Plastics they wear Hustle Kindness gear while sporting highlights and Durango Joes cups...they may not look as scary as the typical street gang but trust me they are worse! kindness is definitely not what they are hustling. I am now convinced that highlights and coffee are far more dangerous than any bullets I have seen. They can demolish you with a single sideways glance and if that doesn't do you in one of their crazy diets or their husbands position will. If you come in direct contact with said member smile look down at the floor and walk away slowly and if you come upon them in a group do not make contact I repeat do not make eye contact they will reel you in with fake compliments while simultaneously crushing you with passive aggressive statements and sugar for which they will make fun of you later while on day 4 of their whole 30

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It's not just Conoco. They're all over Farmington. Look, there are plenty of actual nice people, but there are plenty that will never be nice regardless of what their shirt says.

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Post ID: @1tbj+MykUJ87

I didn't post this people that actually know me would know I wear whatever I want whenever I want love the hell out of Durango Joes at least twice a week, do the whole 30 like every other month without success because I love donuts and look fricken fabulous in Red and Blue!!!! Point your sloppy finger elsewhere.....but Have a Great Day :)

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I was late to the party I guess and just got one a couple months ago ....thanks for ruining it for me 😠

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