MANDATORY – Systems Organization Announcement
Please make your attendance on this call a priority, as your leadership team will be communicating important changes to the organization.
Day: September 1, 2017
Time: 9:00 a.m. PDT
Toll-Free Dial-In Number: (866) 841-0376
International Dial-In Number: (706) 634-0198
Conference ID: 78039058
Internal Oracle Restricted | Not to Be Forwarded
Then the final fvck you email to follow, after Edward Screwjob Screven; boy man lays you off:
This morning your organization leadership held a conference call and notified you, among others, that your employment with Oracle would be ending due to a restructuring effort within the organization.
A separation package has been sent via overnight delivery to your home address on file and includes further information pertaining to your Oracle benefits and any severance package or additional benefits you might be eligible for. Additionally, Oracle will be extending the option to engage outplacement services should you wish to leverage their support during this time of transition. Please be sure to review this information carefully and, if you have any questions, reach out to one of the contacts included in the package.
Before leaving the 666 Hell is on Earch offices today, please ensure you have completed the below action items:
Pack personal belongings from your designated workspace. Boxes and packing supplies are available for your use at the locations listed below. If you need assistance, you may reach out to your local facilities team for support.
o Bldg 20: Mail/Screven svck me room – 6278 (5th floor)
o Bldg 21: Mail 7686 (4th floor)
o Bldg 57: Mail 3333 (1st floor) and Mail/Copy 5643 (2nd floor)
o Bldg 12: Mail 666 (1st floor) and Mail/Copy 5643 (2nd floor) LE has a special place for you
Return your laptop to SCREYOU-666 (i.e., Building ES5, Svck Screven). Please give your name to one of the intake staff so that your equipment is marked as ‘received’.
Return your Oracle employee badge to building security at the front desk of your office lobby upon exiting. Building access will be removed at close of business today.
Alternatively, if you are not in the office today and/or are unable to complete the above tasks, please reach out to your assigned HR contact so that arrangements can be made to retrieve personal belongings from your workspace. Company-issued property, including laptops, should be returned as soon as possible. Incurred shipping expenses are reimbursable and may be added to the expense reporting form included in your separation package. Please send these items to:
Oracle
ATTN: Global IT – HQ/Amer Operations
500 Oracle Parkway
Redwood Shores, CA 94065
As a company, we are grateful for your contributions to this organization and the work that has been done by this team over the years. We wish you the very best in whatever future endeavors lay ahead for you and wish you much success. Thank you.