Thread regarding Chesapeake Energy Corp. layoffs

Merry Christmas Chesapeckers!

Ho Ho Ho, how low can our stock go! Have no fear DDD & JP are hear. We are going to make this place like Anadarko. Grab your bells, be here now, its time for a TIL video cheer!

Ole Senn, Ole Delaney.....here is another million, will you make up a prayer so this company can be done. The GPS units were hung on the vehichles with care, in hopes that doug really will fight a bear.

Just a sample please reply with your favorite Chesapeake poem, this is going to be hilarious, Poets start your posts!

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Any tune, Silent Night, Jingle Bells, here comes Santa Claus......Be Creative

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Post ID: @2qhh+QFCs2g8

Should these be to a specific tune? I'm trying to get into the spirit

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Post ID: @2sks+QFCs2g8

Oh No

It's time To divest, so sad there is no interest

Oh no what should we do, lets bring in the SinnDelaney crew

Be here now, this is going to save the day... holy cow

Oh no that did not work, lets watch the girls in land twerk

Man that helped a little, does anyone have a fiddle

No fiddle....how about a cow bell....TIL videos what an epic fail

Oh no Wait until March, after the Bonuses are paid the talented will March

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Post ID: @2wjg+QFCs2g8

Ho Ho Ho

Another great year for Chesapeake

Dougie's been naughty again so to speak

Stock price has been cut in half

But he is having a laugh

Because his bonus is getting bigger

But company's performance is getting weaker

Something doesn't add up

I thought culture training was going to make the stock price go up?

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Post ID: @2dnn+QFCs2g8

My point was only that you don't work here, because you are ignorant of what's going on. You got let go and you're bitter. You continue to check our site repeating the same crap, which is nothing non-laid-off employees are talking about.

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Post ID: @1hup+QFCs2g8

Awwwww, feelings hurt Mr CHK? Yes I used to work at that dumpster fire company and now I work for the competition. The competition IS laughing. Deal with it snowflake!

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Post ID: @1hgo+QFCs2g8

Every time someone talks about the competition laughing, we immediately know you don't work here. Actual employees don't give a crap about what the "competition" creeps hanging out on our board think.

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Post ID: @1icy+QFCs2g8

And the competition laughs! What goes around...

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Post ID: @1njg+QFCs2g8

Thanks to the new CAO, a lot of former employees will be singing, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"...and everyday after.

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