Thread regarding Mattel Inc. layoffs

BoD: In-Action Heroes

Yes, I'm pitching a new male action (oops, person inaction) line, M-Go, RD, CS and the whole BoD wearing capes & tights. No superpower, superspeed or supersmarts required. And like He Man and WWF figures, they only have one tired action, endlessly repeated when someone presses their button. Bad sculpts, minimum deco, expensive packaging, we've got it all! Toy Box, where's my trophy?

by | Post ID: @QIoOweV
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Im sure there is a company looking for a unskilled hack such as yourself. You don’t even rate a rotten tomatoes score. Sad.

by | Post ID: @QIoOweV-1aij

C’mon, wasn’t THAT witty. Rather pedestrian, I thought. All though there have been some great ones here in the past. Wit wise, that is.

by | Post ID: @QIoOweV-qjk

You are very creative and have wit. Someone will appreciate these traits. Good luck!

by | Post ID: @QIoOweV-vob

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