Thread regarding Sears layoffs

@1ipu-- Come on man, SHC is doing lots of good things. They are helping with global warming by laying off employees. Now those employees will not drive to work and pollute the air with their cars. They are helping the environment by laying off workers who now will not have money to go to the store to buy food, no driving= no pollution, no eating= less fertilizer being used on crops.

Less food eaten= less weight gained = better health.

Less stuff that they would buy = less trash in the landfill, less plastic bags, less trash trucks picking up the trash.

Closing stores helps with those pesky customers driving to the store and polluting the air. Closing stores helps to conserve energy. No more lights on, heat used, AC used, water used.

I could go on, but SHC is doing great things for America.

Of course they only cover the bad stuff that happens at Sears, never the good stuff like...uhh....welll....hmm...oh....no wait....uhh..........

CNBC had it first