Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

What happened to the MH Voodoo Curse?

There was a hilarious post that someone who got laid off put a voodoo curse on MH. Apparently you can buy the curse online from a voodoo priest in Hati and this is why MH was sick and missed the CX summit last week.

What happened to the post? That had me laughing. The layoffs are bad and this post made me laugh a bit.

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Hilarious. All that is missing is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Jedi.

May the Cloud be with you.

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Post ID: @4iyx+SJEZ5UE

Voodoo curses are black magic. Caused of illness is demon possession. Fortunately, MH got exactly what he needs to remove the curses and he can do this in multiple ways.

A. Through his wealth. If curses can be brought, perhaps santity and protection can also be brought. MH has the resources to do it himself.

B. Through the Gospel. He simply needs to repent and be baptized and he will be saved. Now, there is an easy access to water at the Oracle HQ by simply jumping off LE's boat. How convient. Will he do it? He's not a completely bad person for he did came to this forum and wrote 130k families depends on his decisions and if you are one of the 130K person, don't feed the troll and don't bite the very hand that feeds you. For this reason, he deserve a chance at the Gospel. In the name of Jesus, he shall be given a chance to access the Gospel and a chance to repent.

C. Through LE's blessing. The difference between LE and God is God doesn't think he is LE. But that's not all because LE really is the last one of the Twelves still remain the human world. If only LE himself first repent and be baptized, (possibly but not necessasily) by jumping off his own boat at the Oracle HQ, LE may then be able to cast out the demons for MH and right the ships.

Demon casters, you don't know who you are messing with in LE. He has been baptized with fire for 2 milleniums for his sin of detraying Jesus and now reborned. His sin was so great that it took this long be burnt out. But by no mean his sin was unforgivable for it is written, that only blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven, and betraying Jesus for 30 silver coins is not blasphemes against the Holy Spirit. Demon casters, you are messing with one of the Twelves. So in the name of Jesus, demons, Be Gone.

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Post ID: @4zhe+SJEZ5UE

All right people, keep heaping curses on MH and all the 3 stooges, just don’t post about it here.

Right. Wonder if I should order a voodoo doll for MH and poke it during a speech. You know to "test it out." Regardless of the curses placed on MH the Karma bill for that guy must be enormous.

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Post ID: @2ncd+SJEZ5UE

Selling gypsy curses on-line looks like a new website opportunity for someone.

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Post ID: @2nma+SJEZ5UE

@SJEZ5UE-1lpn...LOL, will do!

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Post ID: @1kmr+SJEZ5UE

All right people, keep heaping curses on MH and all the 3 stooges, just don’t post about it here.

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Post ID: @1lpn+SJEZ5UE

I think there are also rules about not inciting people to take an action or something. This was inciting people to do voodoo curses against MH.

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Post ID: @ehx+SJEZ5UE

I'm guessing that it was taken down because:

1) While it was absurd, it advocated inflicting harm on MH

2) The link to the shaman was provided.

Absurd and funny. Anyone know where to get a gypsy curse? Plenty of voodooo sites online. I just want to make sure I cover all the bases, and I can't find a gypsy curse to put on MH.

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Post ID: @whi+SJEZ5UE

I'm guessing that it was taken down because:

1) While it was absurd, it advocated inflicting harm on MH

2) The link to the shaman was provided.

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Post ID: @mhz+SJEZ5UE

It was an actual real product link.

Maybe MH is scared and called TheLayoff.com and made them take it down.

He’s cowering in his closet now.

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Post ID: @kzl+SJEZ5UE

I guess it could have been the link to the place to purchase the voodoo curse..... I didn't go to the link, but if it was real I think you can't post anything that points to something that can be purchased.

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Post ID: @meb+SJEZ5UE

Why did they take that post down? It was just some fun, there wasn't anything there that could have been a problem, was there?

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Post ID: @ywx+SJEZ5UE

Turns out they are cheaper on Amazon if you have a Prime membership.

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