Thread regarding State Farm Insurance layoffs

Separating truth from fiction

I saw Ed Jr., Tips, and Elvis walking a dog in State Farm Park earlier. They all seemed to be in a good mood.

I spent all my EOM activities today making confetti for the parade. Now what am I supposed to do?

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You forgot that Kennedy was with them and they were all watching a chimpanzee ride a segway.

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Post ID: @3azr+SdCNudh

@2jpj 😂😂hahahaha

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Post ID: @3vcz+SdCNudh

We are sorry, that position is now outsourced.

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Post ID: @2jpj+SdCNudh

You're right, Elvis was walking Titi. Titi is a hound dog the way he impregnates subordinates. There should be a question in the Code of Conduct that answers D.). It is ok to impregnate your direct reports as Titi has done it twice now...adding his secretary to the mix this time around.

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Post ID: @2pws+SdCNudh

Clean up their dog C**p

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Post ID: @2wpy+SdCNudh

I keep hearing “Walking in Memphis” when I see this post!

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