All the pessimism has been beaten today as Oracle emerges as one of the premier cloud players.
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Such stellar results by the 3 stellar stooges - stock dropping like a rock down an abyss. Merry Christmas 🎄🎁! LE’s phones are ringing with lenders demanding more collateral. Hohoho!
Stellar - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Now that is funny! Still surprised the market has not caught on yet... Love this OP. Still laughing at the fool.
Market’s up; Oracle down - I think it was the Holiday jingle contest that make investor see how hollow the q2 results were. Well done all!
Oracle university should start issuing a certificate... How to play with numbers.
The experts would then be offered highest pkg by Oracle :)
Oracle's difficulties in getting traction in cloud is karma for decades of earned hatred from Enterprise decision-makers everywhere due to strong arm auditing tactics and high pressure sales. Half of the consultants pitching EC2/Azure are selling the idea that you don't have to deal with those a--holes from Oracle anymore.
Profits are not up, they too are flat, just like revenues
Profits are up. Revenues are down. How does that happen?
These cloud numbers are garbled with the explicit intent to confuse, which should make you realize that the pure cloud revenue numbers must be a total joke. Nobody hides good numbers, only the bad ones.
9% YOY decrease in 'Cloud license and on‐premise license'. Yikes.
https://s1.q4cdn.com/289076952/files/doc_financials/2QY19/Q219_Form8K_Exhibit99-1_Earnings_Release_Tables_FINAL.pdf
What are the real cloud numbers? Mixing Cloud numbers with services etc etc is BS..$20B stock buy back is just to help the stock price.can't sustain the cloud market. don't see many large customers moving to Oracle cloud..So sad...all core oracle staff rolling into other clouds..
“Premier cloud players? Please have your head examined ASAP!
Yes. Your are so right. I'm enjoying the pre-meeting analyst classical music right now. So exciting!!
that may be overstating it a bit but the numbers did seem to be ok