This is from Dilbert, source below:
The Boss types on his computer, "Due to worsening storm conditions, all 'non-essential' personnel may go home early."
The Boss reaches in his desk drawer.
The Boss peers out the window in his office through his binoculars and thinks to himself, "This will be the earliest round of layoffs ever."
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