Next week, senior level management will be deposited somewhere on a small shifting continent of the Arctic ocean to establish the first ever outpost at the north pole. They will be given 5 crates of bear spray, 5 crates of tuna, 5 crates of phones and surveillance equipment, as well as enough bricks and logs to assemble a modular office outpost staffed by penguins. Their goal is to build the new outpost, establish satellite communication with the main server located in Kuala Lumpur and reach out to the new penguin staff, all while remaining compliant and properly documenting progress as per process flow. They will have 5 days. Those who successfully complete this task will be given a bonus of 5 crates of bear spray, 5 crates of snow shoes and a copy of 'How to communicate with your penguin' Good luck gentlemen.
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You guys who are mad at OP he or she is on your side. It was meant as a satire about outsourcing and saying the higher ups will be. That’s my take anyway.
HILARIOUS!!!! and point well taken.Nice that someone can see the humor.Life goes in no matter what ..might as well do it laughing!!!.Thanks for putting it in perspective
I dont find this amusing at all. Peoples lives and careers are involved here. No class.
Wow! I think someone forgot to take their meds this morning
OP, you are probably the loser ahole who made the fake post about RIF this month. SHAME on you for playing with people like this. Decent people who are tired of being tossed aside by rich upper management like we don’t matter. People who just want to have a little control and planning over their lives. People who haven’t gotten a raise in years despite company profits. People who are just trying to make a living to support their families. I wish YOU would get sent to the arctic.
CEO BB typically gets 100 cases of tuna each year. Typical that this team would only get 1/20 th of that. Does anyone know what is in store for polar bears in this region? Concerning to see all this investment in bear spray.
Haha sounds about right. They will do whatever they can not to give a raise