Our music changed recently and now we hear Cher and Smashmouth everyday. I would expect this from Walmart, but I thought we had better standards.
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Thought I heard Cannibal Corpses' "I cum blood" the other day. Or maybe it was "entrails ripped from a virgins c--t". Can't remember.
These are the channel selections that WFM chose from "Mood Media"
Whole Foods Market:
Custom mix including selections from "Got you Covered" Eclectic Covers | 10,000 Maniacs, DNCE, Kris Allen, Goo Goo Dolls, U2, Jason Mraz, Ryan Adams, Rod Stewart
Adult Alternative, Indie and Folk Rock | Wilco, Fleet Foxes, Bahamas, Jason Collett, KT Tunstall, Sam Amidon, Ryan Adams
Upbeat & Positive Pop | Ingrid Michaelson, Andy Grammer, Ed Sheeran, Jess Penner, Parachute, Colbie Caillat, OneRepublic, Taylor Swift, Coldplay, American Authors
Hits From 70s Through the 00s | Fleetwood Mac,Talking Heads, Goo Goo Dolls, Madonna, U2, Sheryl Crow
60s Rock and Pop | Zombies, Jimi Hendrix, Tremeloes, The Yardbirds, Doors
Hits From the 90s | Matchbox Twenty, Seal, Sheryl Crow, Janet Jackson, Counting Crows
Retro C---tail & Lounge | Young Sinatras, Johnny Mercer, Esther Phillips, Yma Sumac, Senor Coconut, Peggy Lee, Pink Martini, Martin Denny, Sammy Davis, Jr.
Classic Soul | Spinners, Stevie Wonder, The Temptations, Jean Knight, Otis Redding, The O'Jays
Traditional and Contemporary Holiday Standards | Nat King Cole, Donny Hathaway, The Beach Boys, Darlene Love, Jackson 5, Michael Bublé, Sheryl Crow, Stevie Wonder, Christina Aguilera, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
There are a few channels. None of them are very good. The default channel "whole foods market" plays a lot of bad covers. If you are hearing Cher and Smashmouth your store either has it on the "90s hits" channel or "7890" which is popular songs from the 70s-2000s.
it is also full of very cheap knock off songs.... = cheaper BMG music service fee
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