Thread regarding Dynegy Inc. layoffs

I would like to be known as Commander Cargo Pants now. I finally parted with a buck after all these years and am trying not to look like a homeless woodchuck from Hazard County...I'm afraid these cargo pants don't make me look any better...maybe I should spring for a set of uniforms...I really only need one because all I do is sit on my fat ass and talk shit all day....oh and I also spend alot of time making my own overtime and weasling out of jobs. What will I do when that I.T. guy finished programming everything I do to run in automatic...I may have to leave my little smelly cave and do something besides spread rumors.