Thread regarding Dynegy Inc. layoffs

I do hope that when U.S. Bank takes over and they have to interview me for my overpaid position that I don't deserve, they look past the fact that I have no qualifications other than sitting in a squad car reading the paper and drinking coffee. If they actually do talk to me and realize that I'm half a retard that cannot read, write or even speak...I might have to go back to writing parking tickets. Speaking of parking, I've parked my mouth on my daddy Tomway's junk for so long that I'm starting to get blisters on my lips....I hope that he reads this blog and recognizes that I like to jump on here and defend him and try to fool everyone into thinking he's not a compelete douchebag! If U.S. Bank like douchebags I guess me, my brother and my work daddy will be safe...carry on men!