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Hi Alan, Thanks for your comment, but if we wanted to hear students whine about their instructors we'd be at work

Hi Alan,

Thanks for your comment, but if we wanted to hear students whine about their instructors we'd be at work. You are going to get nice emails from your grad team but what they really want to say is-

Dear Allan,

You think we don't hate the instructors? We definitely hate the instructors, but they are not the issue here. You see, there is a reason you haven't completed a ____ degree in your life up to this point, and it's your shitty-ass attitude. Go ahead and blame everyone but yourself for why you got a bad grade while you are so smart and they are so stupid. However, while you're at it, let's hope that your paper included a meta-analysis with less than 50 cited articles, or a probability analysis because that is when asterisks are appropriate in APA (see sections 6.26 and tables 5.8 and 5.9 in the APA manual that you were required to buy at the beginning of the program). Why don't you take a minute to concern yourself with Allan, not with your dumb-dumb classmates and instructor. If you think your classmates are all getting passing grades, look at our completion rate. Most of them are not. Kindly STFU and get your assignments in on time. Sincerely, your grad team.

All I'm seeing is a quitter who is trying to find a justification for quitting. The posts you are referencing are employees who are being sarcastic (and hilarious) and deal with worse problems than a know-it-all who has too much invested in proving to himself that he doesn't need no college education to prove himself. A lot of people do not, but you do Allan.

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