I have a confession. I, and my wife, we had some ceviche' and some Mexi type stuff, also I smoked some chickens. We had some drinks.. today I woke up first.. she's still passed out. To my HORROR, I realize I have poo-poo'ed all in the bed!! :(
I panic... then I think: what would a L-3 MANAGER do in this situation?? I see what I must do. Carefully, I get out of bed, shower, toss my dirty undies, then scruff my hair up to look like I've been sleeping. I get back in bed.. carefully pushing the sheets over tot he wife, it now looks like SHE did the "deed". I fake sleep then go "OMG, WTF!!?? EWWW".. guess what? Management of L-3 CSW save ME from getting blamed!! :) yeeehawwwwwwww, I shat in bed and the wife thinks SHE did it!Q Don't worry, after she did the laundry I told her I still loved her.... and tried to make her breakfast but she was so ashamed she practically cleaned the whole house!!!! I gotta remember this trick from CSW management.. "put the blame on the victims" so easy!!! :)))