Thread regarding University of Phoenix layoffs

OK-- listen carefully. I'm currently hiding in a supply closet near the west end of Building 6 and I probably only have a few minutes of oxygen left. A couple of HR "enforcers" are hot on my trail. I need a diversion. Somebody needs to go into the break room and make a pot of caffeinated coffee in the decaf pot while at the same time someone else logs into the HR system and submits 17 days of vacation time as sick time. In the chaos that ensues, I'll make my escape. On my mark-- 1...2... (connection terminated at source)