Thread regarding L-3 Communications Holdings Inc. layoffs

My manager said I would not get laid off if I called his blackberry and talked naughty. My manager is the best and I think he looks real catty in a smock. He told me that some of you less attractives are going to get his boot up your butt this Thursday and that gets him real excited. He said it makes him feel like John Wayne when he escorts you out. I told him he sounds a lot like John Wayne and I know he likes me better than you. He said you are all one brain cell short of being an omeaba but I don't know what that really means?