We are sorry to announce that you are the problem the company is not succeeding, not the managers that tell you what to do and keep getting promotions - it is all you rogue employees that continue to alter the recipe. My job is to eliminate all of the people that actually do stuff and have more people to tell less people what to do, either way, our meetings, that makeup the majority of my day will not change. I will continue to find ways to keep inefficient departments fully staffed with directors, chefs and managers. The goal going forward is to increase cafeteria prices, cut benefits more and further pad our lifestyles. I have also come to the conclusion, after a year in our new building that the accommodations are not sufficient. One additional note, I plan to spend a bunch more money to have the parking spaces made even smaller for you people to make room for more reserved management parking. I appreciate your cooperation with these new directives. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, like the last 3 times, this will be the last time we have a workforce reduction.
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I love L3. L3 is great and the cafeteria is taking me on a Food Truck Tour! SAP is great. I really love how pretty it is in the sunlight. I love my L3 manager. I love everyone at L3, everyone is so smart and hard working. I love how everything just works at the right time for the right reasons. I love it when my manager makes me feel small and stupid, it reminds me that I am small and stupid. I love wearing my smock and love how comfortable it is. Sometimes I get refills of Dr. Pepper without paying for it and that makes me feel bad. I am glad I have a manager that makes me feel bad too. I wonder if L3 is not profitable because I did not pay for my refill of Dr. Pepper? I sure would feel bad if that is why the company had to turn the hot water off in the restrooms. I love L3 and pretend that the L stands for Love and the 3 is for threesome. I love threesomes with my manager and his secretary. She can type a lot of words per minute and I think that makes her good at other things too. L3 is great. All you people that complain about L3 must not have threesomes with your manager. I guess I am just lucky to have a manager with a online degree. Yep Yep Yep I love L3.
Okay val, you win, your right, your "fear management" has been a massive success so far - ha ha.
Hey, all you guys in upper management, keep on being the three monkeys (see no, hear no, speak no evil) until the place collapses under it's own weight of stupidity. The only sad thing is all the innocent people that will lose everything because you idiots made bad decisions and refuse to listen to anyone that says "SAP is a pile of crap" and we had software programs that did sap is failing to do for Engineering that actually worked and ware easy to use, good job.