Stop strokin' us and tell the truth bro!
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This site is hilarious. Wish I had seen this months ago!
You all should try my new salty balls this holiday season. They melt in your mouth! And for a gift try an assortment in a gift bag. My Pete Schweaty Holiday Ball Sack!
I come from the Deep South.
We just apprehended Hashid. He was seen leaving skidmarks leading away from the scene of the crime.
Owwww! He bite me in eye. I pray why he do dis to my people. All I did was play wrong note...
What's that sizzle-chest? You think you a tough guy? Whatsay I come down and teach you a lesson snapperhead!
And we walk on the nude beach and you can rub sand baskets on my ass neck, because that what you promised and I am waiting Doug!!!!!!!!!!!!