Smile and Dial = Better get on the phone and call your leads.
Changing Student's Lives = Get the student a temporary job, so we can log it into Campus Vue. Hired, Accomplished, Fired. No longer our problem.
Every Student Everytime = Make sure your prospective student brings their mama, neighbor, niece, nephew and hell their priest too. We will enroll all those naïve bastards.
Just curious, not judgmental = I'm asking you a question because I am judging your actions and I will rip you a new asshole.
I haven't been with the company to long, but I have been there long enough to know that Everest is CROOKED. Who does shit like this? If my student came back with a fail background my Director encourages me to enroll them into another program. Their background doesn't change. Guess what? In the end when they get a job if the employer runs their background that graduate will more than likely not get hired because of a failed background. Where is our integrity? Those stupid pillars on our desktop are useless. When I leave work I feel like a devil. We aim for low income students who can not afford to pay the total of $20,000 to $65,000 programs. This education means nothing elsewhere. Our units can not be transferred so what do we do? We tell them, but there is Everest University. WOW as my degenerate campus president says. Wow.
Everyday that I enroll a student I leave feeling low. But hey I love my Mercedes. Thanks for my future of my afterlife in hell Everest. You did me right.