Yaaaaaaaaaa Ummmmmmmmmmm we are goign to need you to come in and work saturday and sunday with no pay... That would be Grrreat.
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Does an empty toner cartridge result in a "PC Load Letter" fault?
If you're not familiar with the movie Office Space, there's an abused employee in it named Milton who has few pleasures in life other than his red stapler. And then it disappears. . . On YouTube you can search (Office Space Milton) to see the key scenes.
And everyday I ask myself, "Is this a GOOD company?"
Starting tomorrow before we do anything we need to ask ourselves "Is This GOOD for the Company".
Is that a red stapler in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a euphemism for something else? Are you talking dirty?
Uuummmm. Yeeeaahhhhh. Milton we are going to move your desk down to the basement. If you could bring a flashlight and a can of Raid to work tomorrow that would be great....
I saw it on Jack's desk today.
Another level of cost cutting, you must now reuse staples. Please remove old staples being careful not to stick yourself, we've already discontinued the distribution of first aid supplies, then carefully straighten the old staple a install in your red stapler. If you have misplaced your red stapler you are no longer needed and your termination is immediate. Thank you for your continued cost cutting during this very delicate time in CCi's history. Oh by the way, please save all pencil shavings for future use.
We went down to payroll and took care of that glitch. It should all work itself out.
I'd suggest letting the monitor know it's missing!
Sorry, but there are no staples to fill it with.
A missing red stapler is a very, very bad omen. I think it might be time for everyone to leave.