He will take the opportunity to thank those who helped him defeat "Johnny" aka William Zabka / 80's movies douchebag. He will be handing out trophies in lieu of diplomas this year as the school diplomas are on backorder and a rush order of them went down of Flight 370. Trophies will resemble giant red socks and will be engraved with the schools famous motto, "Let's Get to Work"! The inscription will also include a famous quote from the Karate Kid movie which reads and somewhat predicts the future of this grad pool - those famous words - " wax on wax off" - " shine da car". An enlightening bobblehead doll of the infamous and late "Miagee" will also be included. The doll itself will have a collector piece / strand of the stolen black belt which Miagee himself jacked in the movie. The now 50 yo Alley aka as Danielle's beast of a gf will be signing autographs next to the tall guy who played that famous role breaking golf clubs and heckling Shooter McGavin in the movie Happy Gilmore.
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Several inspiring songs will be played throughout the ceremony. Your the Best Around and Cruel Summer will be played in a continuous loop while the negros and beaners cheer and chant for their favorite FIFA team.