'Student': but otha teacha lets me rite likethis. y u so hard? give me poynts bak. tisis a compuyt clas. y i need to no ritin??
'Me': Your other instructor is a moron that is either a CCI graduate themselves or is doing this only for the money. After all, if students like you don't complain, he/she gets glowing student reviews and more classes to teach. You are supposed to be in college. I am trying to improve your writing skills so that you will appear more competent to a potential employer. I will continue to take points off for writing that is below the kindergarten level. If you don't improve, you will not pass my class.