Thread regarding Corinthian Colleges Inc. layoffs

I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint...it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again. I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear a thing. I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. When I first read the dictionary, I thought it was a long poem about everything. I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote." Lots of my friends have babies, but I don't have any babies. But I have lots of friends; babies don't have any friends. They all have those baby-monitors so they can hear the baby from the other room, which I consider a form of wiretapping. One day there's gonna be a really smart baby who makes a fake recording of some fake baby noises...gonna crawl out of the window and go to Italy. I need one of those baby-monitors for my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about. Sometimes I talk to myself fluently in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious. It's a good thing a lot of people speak foreign languages, otherwise those people would have no one to talk to. They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right. I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start...