The University of Phoenix has announced that the school of Elementary Education and the School of Women's studies will be renamed. The school of Elementary Education is being named the Adrian Peterson School of Child Development. University spokesman stated Peterson exemplifies the care and concern for children that parallels the University's value of commitment to students. The school of Women's studies will be renamed after Ray Rice for his lifelong dedication to letting women out of the elevator first.
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I am disappointed that you failed to mention the Cardinals school of hard knocks and designer shoe throwing.
Adrian Peterson is a beautiful person.. i support whooping childrens ass like Adrian did because if you don't whoop them they grow up and whoop you.. Great Job Adrian Peterson!!
celebrated Michael Phelps as a 'winner' and how he overcame adversity, blah, blah...No sooner had she finished stroking herself off and the press reported Phelps had been smoking weed at a party and all of his sponsors were beginning to shy away from him. Yes, I could actually see the salespeople in this faux school not do their homework and attempt something moronic like this. God, that dyke is the dumbest, least educated VP I have ever had the unfortunate privilege of knowing. Her breath always smelled like tuna too.