Thread regarding Education Management Corporation layoffs

Twas the night before layoffs, when all through the office, the workers were rattled and rumors a flocking. The managers seemed calm with hopes held high. The workers were stressed and started to pray, when visions of past layoffs played in their heads. Joe at his desk and Jane running rampart, they stated we can't stop the inevitable. When all through the forum arose such a clatter, I rose from my desk to see what was the matter. Away to my manager I flew like a flash, S/he tore me a new one and I sighed and went back. The anger, on my face to watch the new employees, gave a new meaning to saving a bundle, when what do my wondering eyes did appear but a drop in NASDAQ and eleven lawsuits near. With a company thats wiltering so quickly and loud, I knew in a moment this ship was going down! More rapid than eagles his courses they came, and they tapped you on the shoulder and called you by name. Now Mike now Joe now Sara and Sue. On Johnny on Curtis on Sammy and Tim! Hand me your badge and exit on through now let's move quickly and get out of the lou! The others just halted and turned with a frown there went their neighbor two seats down. And then in a twinkling what did I hear but this company saying they lost so many dear. I drew in my head and was turning around when what did I hear but my name being called out loud! There must be a mistake what should I do, so I ran to the bathroom and blew a chuck or two! No one is prepared for a day like tomorrow but what can I say your day wasn't today but it may be tomorrow...