I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious! I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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This OP is hilarious! Kepp doin what you do bro and ignore the tranny troll. Is a sign that what you do works!!! Rock on brother!!!!!
It's getting old.
Hahahaha...babies at the beach. Too funny!
Wow. Our angry tranny came back and brought some friends. Oh wait it is just tranny granny doing different post under multiple personalities cause the he/she hates humor. Poor granny tranny!
Okay, Steven Wright wanna be. Although your post does not belong here, the most offensive part is that you did not cite your source.
Stop being f***ed up and get a life. Shithole troll.
It's too late. I'm going to bed. It's Carroll.
Carrol
Crazy like Lewis Carol.
Oh, it's you again! Crazy! 👹