Jack M: So I know I have been gone for a while on vacation to Monaco on my private yacht. However, I have been told by the Board that basically that each and everyone of you are screwed. Yes, students as well. So with that being said we have to cut payroll by 50% starting Monday. By the way I appreciate your hard work and dedication to the students and my bank account. You guys are superstars. Okay gotta go! Time for some fun at the golf club. We will revisit this situation soon, don't worry guys!
Upper Managers:....but wait Jack what this mean for the rest of us...Jack Jack wait Jack!
Jack M: Okay gotta run........(female voice in the background) "Lets go my "jack rabbit"....."Who's been a naught boy"
I have been a naught boy.......come spank me dear!
Upper Managers: Hello, Jack we can still hear you! What do we tell the employees, hello....Jack!
Jack M: (laughing as hottie smacks his ass for being naughty) Who is your daddy?
Upper Managers: Well that sums it up team. Please spread the news it seems Jack M. as left the teleconference meeting!