For those of you asking me to post my offer letter as proof, here you go. I blocked out some letters to keep my identity confidential.
Dear Jack M#####no,
It is with great pleasure that ECMC extends to you this offer of employment. Based on your record of luring desperate and unwitting individuals into deep, undismissable debt in pursuit of worthless diplomas and degrees for your own enrichment, and ECMC’s record of squeezing the life out of students who are in debt for worthless diplomas and degrees for our own enrichment, your joining ECMC as Zenith Education’s new president makes perfect sense. As a unified team, we will make millions of dollars on the backs of hapless students and taxpayers alike. It will truly be a match made in the 8th rung of Dante’s inferno. And while we both will spend eternity there given our trespasses, we will be a couple rich mother f##kers in the meantime; and of course Satan will give us a prime spot on his Board of Directors. In terms of compensation, we offer you 112.5% of the highest base annual salary you had at CCi, which of course will apply to your 100% of salary bonus plan and other compensations. We look forward to years of screwing students and taxpayers together as a team.
Sincerely,
Da## Ha##