#digimob

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#digimob

So true. Digital team was eliminated bc they were so bad. Best move ever. #digimob

Nike...good luck...trying to pull out of this death spin with your narcissistic Millennials running the show. This is a generation of simultaneously apathetic, arrogant, and ignorant adults who are something special, cause Mom and Dad and their 5th grade teacher Mrs. Winotsky told them so. Plus they have a whole shelf of participation trophies sitting at home so it has to be true.

They believe themselves to be highly intelligent, the teachers and lecturers constantly gave them "A"'s in order to keep Mom and Dad from complaining to the Dean. Unfortunately, nobody explained to them the difference between and education and grade inflation.

At Nike, Millennials believe themselves to be overachievers who just aren't understood by their loser bosses. #digimob. Even Mom said so when she showed up for the interview. They are the only generation in the universe to understand the concept of work/life balance and to actually want to find a fulfilling career. All those Gen X losers just don't get it what with hoping to keep their jobs and pay the bills but they are just corporate drone so who cares what they think? They should be smart like Millennials and get Mom and Dad to pay for that stuff until they can work out what they want to do with their lives and then get rich doing it.

Well, I've been here at this job for 6 months now and I've been on time mostly so I should get a raise now 'cause I've paid my dues.'

Did you know we are the most technologically advanced generation, like eva? And smart too.

smh.