"And people would be HAPPY to come in three days and productivity actually would go up."
It's amazing how much this would change things, but we all know it's DOA. Not going to happen. However, 4th and 5th floors will fixate on how to cut, cut, cut vs. hey, TMO just kicked our a-s for like the 40th quarter in a row. Cable MVNOs are actually starting to work and gaining volume. Nope. I want to know who showed up at 8 and who left at 5. I also don't care about my son's baseball game. I've got another powerpoint deck to populate to get ripped apart in future meeting. #killme
We're literally the Dallas Cowboys of telecom industry. We won everything 3 decades ago, remember?? Love me!
Let me know if I got all this right, HR?